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It's a highly experimental, extremely invasive, and completely unreliable form of surgery. We're talking laser drills and rivets, folks.
We're talking thrill-seekers and risk-takers. Anyone with a pulse (literally).
We're looking at 99.99% mortality rate, give or take a few decimal places. You've been warned.
Need more information? Try our Risks Page for more on this.
Or, if you're feeling brave, head over to our Application Form to sign up now!