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Rocket Surgery FAQ

Q: What is Rocket Surgery?

It's a highly experimental, extremely invasive, and completely unreliable form of surgery. We're talking laser drills and rivets, folks.

Q: Who is eligible for Rocket Surgery?

We're talking thrill-seekers and risk-takers. Anyone with a pulse (literally).

Q: What are the risks involved?

We're looking at 99.99% mortality rate, give or take a few decimal places. You've been warned.

Need more information? Try our Risks Page for more on this.

Or, if you're feeling brave, head over to our Application Form to sign up now!