Listen, if you're trying to get attention, don't do it on social media. It's like trying to get a hug from a bear. You might get a few likes, but you'll also get a lot of unwanted comments from strangers.
Trust us, it's not worth it. Instead, go for a hike, or a quiet dinner with some actual friends who don't need to see your every meal.
Seriously though, don't do it. Your soul will be forever trapped in a digital abyss of self-promotion.