Why You Shouldn’t Ask Him to Be My Fake Online Boyfriend
It's a classic move: you're on a dating website, swiping left and right, and you stumble upon someone who's just...fine. Not great, not terrible, just "I'd tolerate him for a few hours" good. But then you start to wonder: what's the point of even asking him to be your online boyfriend?
Is he really going to show up to your virtual dinner date on time? Or will he flake out like he does on every other social engagement? And don't even get me started on the whole "I'm busy, can we talk about this later" text game.
No, no, no. Don't do it. Trust me, you don't want to waste your time on someone who's just not that into you. Or, you know, into you at all.