Formaldehyde Forms: The Ultimate Guide

Formaldehyde Forms: Because Who Needs Antiseptics, Anyway?

Welcome to the most formaldehyde-intense forms in the land! Here's a list of our favorite forms, each one guaranteed to make you question the very fabric of reality:

• The Formaldehyde Form 1: The One with the Really Big Buttons
• The Formaldehyde Form 2: The One with the Even Bigger Font
• The Formaldehyde Form 3: The One with the Unnecessarily Intricate Dropdowns

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

• Experimentally Formaldehyde-Intense Form 1: May Cause Severe Eye Strain
• Experimentally Formaldehyde-Intense Form 2: May Cause Uncontrollable Laughing
• Experimentally Formaldehyde-Intense Form 3: May Cause Spontaneous Human Combustion