Onboarding Step 1: Embracing the Bureaucracy

Congratulations, new hire! You've made it through the application process, but now comes the real challenge: navigating our beloved bureaucracy.

We're glad you asked for this step. It's going to be a wild ride.

Step 1-1: Learn the Acronyms

Don't worry, you'll be an expert in no time. Our acronym-filled lingo is as follows:

• HR: Highest Ruler (of course)
• IT: Infinite Troublesolver
• TM: Time Manager (also known as the clock-watcher)
• CTO: Chief Technical Officer (our resident tech expert, or so they claim)

Now, go practice your new vocabulary:

"I'm going to go talk to HR about this meeting I had with TM, who was acting like IT was the one in charge."