Performance Evaluations - Because who doesn't love a good grilling

Here's where we decide who gets a raise, who gets fired, and who gets a participation trophy.

Current Evaluations

• John Doe: The guy who always shows up, but never gets it done.
• Jane Doe: The one who's secretly a ninja warrior, but only on Tuesdays.
• Bob Smith: The master of procrastination, but our new favorite guy.

Archived Evaluations

• Alien Overlord (Fired): We had to do it, he was taking up too much space in the break room.
• Time Traveler (Retired): We had to let her go, she kept changing the past to make us look bad.

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