Section 1, Subsection 2B: Employee Handbook
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Table of Contents
Page 1: Welcome to the Jungle
Welcome to the most thrilling chapter of the employee handbook! This is where the magic happens, and by magic, we mean the thrill of reading through pages and pages of boring HR speak.
Important Notes:
- Don't forget to wear your seatbelt when walking through the break room.
- Please do not eat the last donut in the break room. There are still 5 more days until donut Fridays.
- We have a strict no-pet policy, unless it's a service animal. In that case, please don't bring it.
That's it for now. You may now return to your desk and pretend to work.