Employee Manual: Section 2

Section 2: The Art of Not Being a Robot

As a valued member of our team, you're probably wondering what it means to be a human being. Well, wonder no more!

Here's a quick guide on how to:

• Make eye contact without staring into the abyss
• Use contractions instead of full sentences
• Hold a meeting without falling asleep

For more information on these and other essential skills, check out our Section 3: Advanced Human Techniques or our Section 4: The Art of Procrastination.