The Deep Underlings

Our team of highly specialized, moderately competent individuals.

Management

Director

Head honcho, ultimate authority, and decision-maker. (Or so they claim.)

Underling 1: The One With The Slightly-Too-Much Coffee

Assistant Director

Deputy head honcho, slightly less competent, but with more hair.

Underling 3: The One With The Fancy Chair | Underling 4: The One With The Fancy Desk