Ruin Tour 101: The Definitive Guide to Ruining the Perfectly Good City

Chapter 1: Ruining the City's Reputation

Did you know that the city's pristine image can be shattered in just 5 easy steps?

1. Spray paint a mural on the side of a building with a message that's a bit too...adventurous.

2. Set up a boombox outside the mayor's house to blast 'I Will Survive' on repeat.

3. Place a giant inflatable unicorn in the park.

4. Start a spontaneous flash mob in the middle of rush hour.

5. Replace the city's water supply with Jell-O.

Who needs historical significance when you can just add some neon lights?

1. Paint the Eiffel Tower with neon pink stripes.

2. Replace the Mona Lisa with a meme generator.

3. Set off a fireworks display in front of the Colosseum.

4. Add a giant disco ball to the top of the Guggenheim.

Who needs culinary expertise when you can just add a few...interesting ingredients?

1. Serve 'Mystery Meat Surprise' at the local food truck festival.

2. Replace the city's water with Kool-Aid.

3. Open a restaurant serving only one item: the humble peanut butter and pickle sandwich.

4. Replace the city's coffee with a weird cousin of coffee, like 'Crapuccino'.

Who needs a good time when you can just have...a bad time?

1. Open a nightclub that only plays the Macarena on repeat.

2. Replace the city's streetlights with strobe lights.

3. Host a rave in the city's most quiet, residential neighborhood.

4. Replace the city's music with elevator jazz.