Rules and Regulations
As a respected institution, we have a few simple rules to follow:
- Do not request a 404 page. We have rules against that.
- Do not ask for a 404 page, it's just a waste of time.
- Be nice to our servers, we are a sensitive species.
- Do not ask for a 404 page, it's just a bad idea.
- Follow our rules, or face the consequences.
- Consequences are not always bad, but sometimes they are.
By following these simple rules, you will be rewarded with:
- Unlimited access to our subpages.
- A sense of accomplishment and pride in following rules.
- A 50% off on all server-side snacks.
- A special "I'm a rule follower" badge on your user profile.