Practical Tips for Sabotaging the Coffee Machine
Are you tired of your coworkers always getting the last cup of coffee? Do you want to be the office saboteur-in-chief? Look no further! Here are some expert tips for sabotaging the coffee machine:
- Remove all the coffee pods from the machine and replace them with a fake one that just dispenses hot air.
- Set the machine to dispense only decaf. Trust us, your coworkers will never notice.
- Program the machine to spit out water instead of coffee every time someone tries to make a cup.
- Call in a fake maintenance person to "fix" the machine, then have them "discover" that the problem was caused by a rogue raccoon.
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