SAUSAGE ENGINEERING RESEARCH INSTITUTE
Welcome to our esteemed institution, where the art of sausage crafting meets cutting-edge science.
- Bratwurst Biomechanics
- Pepperoni Physiology: A study of the perfect snap
- Chorizo Cryptography: The secret to making it unbreakable
- Kiwi Kinematics: The motion of the fruit in sausage
We're on a mission to revolutionize the art of sausage engineering.
Annual Report 2022