Modern Hippy Shame

For those who can't even be bothered

You know, like, totally forgot to water your plants, dude.

Like, you know, they're all dead and stuff.

And, like, you're still living in your parents' basement.

But, like, whatever, man.

More Shame, Bro Not That Kind of Shame

For those who can't even be ashamed

You know, like, totally still live with your parents, man.

And, like, you're still eating Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

But, like, whatever, dude.

More Snobbery

For those who can't even afford to be ashamed

You know, like, totally still live in a van down by the river, bro.

And, like, you're still eating ramen noodles for every meal.

But, like, whatever, man.

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