Monday's Birthday Cake Party

Today is the day we celebrate the one and only Monday's birthday. Because, let's be real, who needs a Tuesday when you can have a Tuesday in disguise.

11:00 AM - Cake Cutting (sharp object handling will be provided)
12:00 PM - Present Opening (don't worry, no awkward gifts)
1:00 PM - Singing of the Birthday Song (off-key, naturally)
2:00 PM - Cake Eating (forks and knives will be provided, but you're on your own for the napkins)

Bad Joke Time Even More Bad Jokes

Why did the cake go to the doctor?

(No, it's not a real cake, it's just a metaphorical cake... with a hint of existential dread)

I'm happy to report that Monday's birthday cake party is being held at the local "Cake-topia" (patent pending).