Q: Why did the Quantum Bakery become famous?
A: Because our pastries are baked to the quantum fluctuations of the universe, ensuring every bite is a unique probability!
Q: What is the secret ingredient in Quantum Cake?
A: We're not telling. But rumor has it, it involves the entanglement of cream cheese and existential dread.
Q: Can I get a refund for the cake that was eaten by my cat?
A: Sorry, but our cake is now in superposition. It's both eaten and not eaten, so we can't really say it was consumed by your cat.
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