Causes of Despair: The Overuse of Emojis 🤯

Overuse of Emojis: A Despairing Epidemic

Treatment Options for Overuse of Emojis Related Conditions: Overuse of Elongated Sighs, Excessive Use of All-Caps

Statistics:

According to our totally-not-made-up research, the average person uses 17 emojis per hour on their phone. This number increases by 50% during holidays, and by 200% during memes.

Our team of highly trained, totally-not-paid-by-the-government statisticians has determined that:

Causes of Overuse of Emojis:

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