Causes of Despair: The Overuse of Emojis 🤯

Overuse of Emojis: A Despairing Epidemic

• Excessive use of 🤯 in online discussions, making it hard to discern actual content from emotional state
• Overreliance on 😂 to convey sarcasm, leading to misinterpreted humor
• Unbridled use of 🤩 to represent excitement, when really it's just a cat
• Exaggerated use of 🚀 to represent "out of this world" ideas, when really it's just a rocket

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Statistics:

According to our totally-not-made-up research, the average person uses 17 emojis per hour on their phone. This number increases by 50% during holidays, and by 200% during memes.

Our team of highly trained, totally-not-paid-by-the-government statisticians has determined that:

• 85% of users prefer 🤤 over 😍
• 92% of users use 😂 to express irony, but 8% use it to express actual laughter
• 99% of users have no idea what 🚀 actually represents

Causes of Overuse of Emojis:

• Fear of being boring or uncool
• Lack of actual content to convey
• Desperation for human connection in a digital world
• Unconscious influence of social media algorithms

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