Lost at Sea: Tips for Surviving the Abyss

Congratulations! You're lost at sea. Don't worry, it could be worse.

Tip 1: Find a life raft. It's not like you have a better option.

Tip 2: Signal for help. If you're near any passing ships, they'll probably see your bright pink flare and think it's a fashion statement.

Tip 3: Ration your food. You don't want to get stuck with a stomach full of regret and a stomachache.

Tip 4: Stay hydrated. Drink water, not seawater. Trust us on that one.

Tip 5: Enjoy the existential dread. You're not alone, but you might as well be. The sea is vast and unforgiving.