Subpages: Secret Handshake Penalties - The Art of Unintentional Offense

Warning:æk Penalties prophets and practitioners of the Secret Handshake, beware! Our team of expert arbiters has compiled a list of penalties for those who dare to break the rules of the handshake.

• Handshake Hijacking - 5000 units of shame points
• Unintentional Handshake - 2500 units of embarrassment points
• Handshake Faux Pas - 1000 units of social awkwardness points
• Handshake Overexertion - 5000 units of wrist strain points
• Handshake Misinterpretation - 2000 units of confusion points

Don't be a Handshake Menace! Avoid these penalties at all costs!

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