Secret Ingredient of the Week: Mystery Meat

What is it?

It's the stuff of legends, the talk of the town, the meat of the gods! Our secret ingredient of the week is a culinary enigma that will make you say "I don't know what it is, but I want to eat it all!"

A photo of a plate of meat that looks suspiciously like it was made by a mad scientist

How to make it?

It's simple! Just combine 3 cups of confusion, 2 cups of terror, and 1 cup of utter bewilderment. Mix until smooth, then serve on a bed of uncertainty.