In a shocking twist, our research team has discovered that the key to unlocking unparalleled productivity lies in creating an environment so bright, it's like being trapped inside a lava lamp. Why not just use a lamp?, you ask? Well, that's cute, but have you considered the added benefits of an entire room that's like a giant lava lamp?
With a 24-hour sleep schedule, you'll be the epitome of efficiency! You'll have 2 days of productivity and 1 day of existential dread. Case Study: Bob the Productivity Machine, where we follow one Bob as he attempts to break the world record for most productivity in a single 24-hour period.
But wait, there's more! Our team has also developed an innovative way to make your 24-hour sleep schedule even more productive: The 24-Hour Workout Plan, featuring 1-minute planks, 5-second squats, and 10-second burpees!