Our top-secret sauce formula is a closely guarded secret, known only to a select few.
But we've managed to crack the code and reveal it to the world (but don't tell anyone we said that).
It's a combination of:
- 2 cups of mayonnaise
- 1 cup of ketchup
- 3 tablespoons of paprika
- 1/4 cup of chopped up feelings
- 1/2 cup of disappointment
Mix it all together and you get the most secret sauce you've ever tasted.
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