This is where the world's most powerful doomsday devices are stored. Don't touch anything.
Warning: Doomsday devices are highly volatile. Do not attempt to touch or use any of the devices below.
| Thermonuclear Bomber 9000 | 1000x more powerful than the average doomsday device | Has a built-in toaster | Not for use in any civilized society |
| Robot Uprising Generator | Guaranteed to make your robot servants go haywire | No known side effects | Takes 4 weeks to ship |
| Quantum Torpedo | Has a built-in espresso machine | Makes your enemies very angry | Side effects not guaranteed, ask your lawyer |
| Robot Upring 5000 | Guaranteed to make your robot servants very happy | May cause spontaneous human combustion | Side effects may vary depending on the user |
By accessing this page, you agree to hold the Doomsday Device Corporation harmless for any damages, including but not limited to: robot uprisings, thermonuclear bombings, and spontaneous human combustion. Use at your own risk.