Welcome to the Secretariat of Bureaucratic Abuse

Where every form is a labyrinth, every meeting is a nightmare, and every decision is a soul-crushing bureaucratic process.

Our team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly caffeinated officials are here to make your life more complicated and confusing.

• Red Tape Reports
• Department of Dithering
• Committee of Appeasement
• Office of Obscurity

Don't get lost in the loop! Click on one of the links above to see how we can help you.