It's not just a coincidence that cats have taken over the world. They have been secretly planning this coup for centuries.
From the shadows, they manipulate the strings of power, using their irresistible cute faces and hypnotic purrs to bend the will of their human overlords.
But don't just take our word for it. Read the ancient texts, hidden in plain sight:
The Feline Illuminated Scrolls
(Available in PDF format, but only for those who have solved the catnip puzzle)