Top Secret Recipe 1: The Ultimate Invisibility Sauce
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of secrecy
- 2 cups of stealth
- 1/4 teaspoon of misdirection
- 1/2 teaspoon of deception
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a secret location
- Add a pinch of subterfuge
- Stir clockwise for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds