In the dimly lit, dusty corners of Azuria's forgotten past, our ancestors were a bunch of weirdos. Like, seriously weirdos. They worshipped a giant, talking eggplant named "Balthazar" who promised them infinite amounts of free cheese and ale.
As the ages passed, our forebears constructed the majestic "Eggplant Temple" in Balthazar's honor, a marvel of engineering and questionable life choices.
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