The Fry Cooks' Holy Trinity: A 3-Part Series

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Chapter 1: Butt-101 - The Fry Cooks' Holy Trinity

It is said that the Fry Cooks' Holy Trinity is a culinary phenomenon that defies explanation.

Legend has it that the three sacred texts of the Fry Cooks' Holy Trinity are the source of all culinary wisdom.

Little do people know that the truth behind the Fry Cooks' Holy Trinity is a story of bacon, eggs, and... wait for it...

...chicken nuggets.

Sub-Chapter 1.1: The Origin Story

It is said that the great Fry Cook, Zorvath, created the Fry Cooks' Holy Trinity in a burst of culinary creativity.

With his trusty spatula, Zorvath forged the three sacred texts that would change the world.

But little do people know that Zorvath's spatula was actually a sentient, talking spatula named Steve.

Steve, the spatula, was known for his witty remarks and his love of bacon.

Read More: Chapter 1: Butt-102 - The Fry Cooks' Holy Trinity's Secret Sauce

Sub-Chapter 1.2: The Three Sacred Texts

The first text, "The Book of Bacon," is said to hold the secrets of the universe's crispiest, most divine ingredient.

The second text, "The Egg-Book," contains the mysteries of the perfect omelet.

And the third text, "The Chicken Nugget," holds the key to the crispiest, most divine breaded and fried chicken nugget known to man.

Sub-Chapter 1.3: The Fry Cooks' Holy Trinity's Impact on Society

With the Fry Cooks' Holy Trinity, the world was forever changed.

From the humblest of breakfasts to the grandest of feasts, the Fry Cooks' Holy Trinity has been the source of culinary innovation and joy.

Read More: Chapter 1: Butt-103 - The Fry Cooks' Holy Trinity's Impact on Society