Section 2 Perks

The Perks of Being a Bureaucratic Entity

Here's what you get when you're part of the most inefficient, overcompensating organization in the land.

• Endless meetings about meetings
• Unlimited access to stale coffee
• A 4-6 hour commute, every day
• Free parking tickets for your therapist's sessions
• A guaranteed 2% raise, every year (inflation rate, of course)

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