Unavoidable Meeting 3: The One Where We All Hate Each Other

Because you can't avoid it, and neither can we.

Attendees:

Agenda:

  1. 9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: Begrudging Introduction by Management
  2. 9:30 AM - 10:30 AM: Sycophantic Praise of Our Current Strategy
  3. 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Torturous Discussion of New Initiative

Don't forget to bring your own chair, as the conference table will be covered with unnecessary reports.

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