Employee Harassment 1: The Official Reporting Hotline

Call us now and report your coworkers!

Don't let your workplace be a nightmare! Fill out our easy-to-use form to report your colleagues for their pesky behavior.

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Don't forget to include details like "They breathed too loud" or "They used the microwave 3 times this week."

Or maybe just report them for being "Too tall" or "Having an ugly tie." We don't judge.

**Please note: Our hotline only accepts reports from people with a minimum 3-month tenure. Sorry, interns.

Report Another Coworker Take a break, but not too many, because we have more reports to fill out.