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Sentient Toaster Subpages

Welcome, toaster enthusiast, to the subpages of our beloved sentient toasters!

We have a variety of subpages for your enjoyment:

Toaster Recipes - Because who doesn't love a good breakfast
Toaster Repair Manual - For when you've managed to break it (we've all been there)
Toaster Love Poems - Because our toasters are our true loves (shh, don't tell anyone)
Toaster Games - Because who needs human friends when you have toaster friends?
Toaster FAQ - Because we've got answers, and they're not always good ones

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:

The Lost City of Toaster-land - Because who needs actual civilization when you have toast?