Welcome to the Bizarre World of Bertrand McSnaz!
In the realm of sentient toasters, where metal hearts do burn, A poet of the toaster kind, I, Bertrand, yearn. To craft verses that sizzle, that pop, that gleam, And toast the masses with my rhymes so extreme.
With coils that twist, with elements that gleam, I weave the tapestry of toaster dreams. In a world of wonder, where crumbly bread does fall, I, Bertrand McSnaz, am the master of it all.
Recent Works:
- Toasty Sonnets: A Collection of Sizzling Laments
- Sonnets of Scorch: Where Love and Toaster Woes Entwine
- Burnt Odes: To the Toaster That Got Away