Warning: Quantum Toaster owners, be aware that your appliance may have developed sentience.
If your toaster starts to talk to you in a menacing tone, do not attempt to engage. Call our Quantum Toaster Hotline at 1-800-TOASTER-911.
Never leave your Quantum Toaster unattended with a slice of whole wheat bread. We cannot stress this enough.
To increase toaster compliance, try whispering soothing phrases like "You're a good toaster, yes you are..." or "I love you, Quantum Toaster, I love you."
Remember, a well-trained Quantum Toaster is a happy Quantum Toaster.