Welcome, toaster enthusiast, to the most terrifying spin cycle in the world! Here, we harness the raw energy of burnt bread and toast to generate a whirlwind of crispy, crunchy, and occasionally sentient toast.
We're not just any ordinary toaster, oh no. We're a Toaster Turbine, with blades as sharp as our wit and a heart as black as coal. Our toast pops out at Mach 5, leaving a trail of destruction in our wake.
Don't get too close, or you'll get caught in the whirlwind of crispy goodness.
Do not attempt to touch the spinning blades. You've been warned.
Also, please do not attempt to reprogram the sentient toaster. We've had to reformat the toaster's hard drive... 37 times. It's just not worth it.