For the low, low price of $19.99, we guarantee your Toaster-Tron 4000 will not explode in your kitchen.
Our warranty covers:
- Not exploding in your face
- Not turning into a sentient toaster-robot that judges you for your life choices
- Free replacement parts for any toaster-tron that has been possessed by a malevolent spirit
But wait, there's more!
- A complimentary Toaster-Tron 4000 cleaning solution, perfect for removing last night's burnt toast residue
- A 10% discount on any Toaster-Tron 4000 accessories, because who needs a toaster-tron-shaped toaster-tron?