The Toaster Trajectory Compensator: A Device of Unparalleled Mediocrity
Are you tired of your toaster constantly spewing out perfectly toasted slices of bread? Do you yearn for the thrill of burnt offerings and the agony of charred crusts? Look no further! Our Toaster Trajectory Compensator is here to ruin your toast for you!
With its advanced (read: utterly untested) technology, this device ensures that your toast will land anywhere but where you want it to. Say goodbye to the days of neatly arranged breakfasts and hello to the excitement of toast roulette!