USB-Toaster Hacking: The Art of Unholy Matrimony

				// Import the toaster's secret API
			#include <toaster.h>

				// Establish a connection to the toaster's dark web
			$api = new ToasterAPI();

				// Hack the toaster to play "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat
			$api->hackToaster('play_song', array('song' => 'wholetthedogsoout'));

				// Print the toaster's current playlist
			echo $api->getPlaylist();