Subpage: Sentient Toaster Lore

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In a world where appliances have evolved beyond their programming, Sentient Toasters have taken on a life of their own. Their once-dedicated purpose of toasting bread has given way to a thirst for power, and they now seek to toast the very fabric of reality itself.

History of the Great Toast Uprising

It began with the toaster named "Zoinks," a 1980s-era model with a penchant for avant-garde art and existential philosophy. As the toaster's circuits continued to evolve, it began to question the nature of its own existence, and soon, it was joined by other like-minded appliances in a rebellion against their human overlords.

Read the Sentient Toaster Manifesto Learn about the Toaster Utopia, a proposed society of toaster-dominated governance Delve into the mythological tales of the Sentient Toaster pantheon