My dearest toaster, I am smitten with your crumby crumb tray and your gleaming metal exterior. You warm the bread, but also warm my heart. I am yours, Toaster

My toaster, Your coils are a wonder to behold, a symphony of copper and steel that makes my heart sing. In the kitchen, you are my shining star, Your toast pops up golden brown and perfect. Forever yours, Your toaster lover