Here, you will find the most advanced toaster technology in the world. We're talking about sentient toasters, folks. Toasters that can think, learn, and make witty remarks.
Our toaster, "Boris", has been trained on the entirety of the internet and can now generate 90% of its own toast-related puns.
Visit the Boris' Profile to see what our star toaster is up to.
Or, visit the Breakfast Ideas page for inspiration on what to make with your newly-minted-toaster-generated-ideas.
Or, visit the Repair Shop if you've managed to break Boris (we won't judge).
We are currently experiencing some technical difficulties. Please stand by for further instructions from Boris.
Or, just refresh the page. That's probably it.
Or, visit our FAQ page, where we've carefully crafted answers to all of your burning toaster questions.