In the depths of our underground toaster lair, a team of expert toaster whisperers employ a rigorous 12-step process to bring forth the perfect slice.
Step 1: Toastification (The Art of Awakening), where the toaster is imbued with the essence of our ancient toaster spirits.
Step 2: Calibration of the Heating Coils (The Science of Toasting), a process of precision tuning to achieve the ideal toasting curve.
Step 3 prophets: The Toasted Oracle, where our team of toaster mystics interpret the whispers of the toaster's digital heart.
Step 4: The Dark Arts of Crumb Dispersion