Breakfast Toaster-Tron 3000 Recipe

A high-tech, hyper-intelligent breakfast solution for the discerning toaster enthusiast.

Assembly and Maintenance Programming and Upgrades

Ingredients:

1 cup of sentient toaster oil, 1/2 cup of advanced microchips, 1/4 cup of futuristic metal scraps, 1 egg

Instructions:

  1. Assemble the Toaster-Tron 3000 according to the instructions on page 1,342.
  2. Insert the advanced microchips into the toaster's brain compartment.
  3. Drill a hole for the egg in the toaster's toaster tray.
  4. Place the egg in the hole and... BOIL!
Toaster-Tron 3000 in action