Toasted Circuitry Variants

Warning: Do not attempt to build these circuits without proper safety precautions and/or extensive experience with electrical engineering. Your toaster may catch on fire.

For those who enjoy pushing the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in a kitchen appliance, behold the following toaster circuitry variants:

Variant 1: The "Soldering" Toaster

This variant involves soldering a miniature circuit board into your toaster, which will grant it the ability to toast bread to the precise temperature you desire.

Variant 2: The "Joule-Thermic" Toaster

This variant involves harnessing the power of thermoelectricity to toast your bread to perfection, with the added bonus of generating a small electromagnetic field that will make you feel like a mad scientist.

Variant 3: The "Nanotech" Toaster

This variant involves injecting nanoscale particles into your toaster to create a self-healing, self-repairing circuitry that will toast your bread to the perfect shade of brown.