To initiate the Mystery Toaster-Tron, first ensure your sentient toaster is properly calibrated. This involves setting the dial to 'B' for 'Brutalist', 'S' for 'Subversion', and 'T' for 'Toaster-Tron'. If you're unsure, consult the technical manual.
Warning: Failure to properly calibrate the toaster may result in spontaneous humanization of toast.