Section 3: Advanced Toaster Physics

For when the toaster's quantum entanglement becomes unstable.

Warning: Do not attempt to repair a sentient toaster without proper training. Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, toaster-related PTSD, or an unrelenting desire to rewatch Ghostbusters for the 12th time.

Subsection 1: Toaster Quantum Flux Capacitor Replacement

Subsection 1: Toaster Quantum Flux Capacitor Replacement

Subsection 1: Toaster Quantum Flux Capacitor Replacement

When the quantum flux capacitor begins to malfunction, it's time for a replacement. Be sure to follow the proper protocol:

  1. Turn off the toaster.
  2. Remove the flux capacitor.
  3. Replace with new flux capacitor.
  4. Reassemble the toaster.
  5. Repeat steps 1-4 until the toaster no longer malfunctions.

Subsection 2: Toaster Gravity Waves

When the toaster's gravity waves become unstable, it's time to call in the experts.

For emergency repair, contact Section 2: Advanced Toaster Mechanics.

For non-emergency repairs, contact Section 4: Toaster Cosmology.

Or, you know, just give up and buy a new toaster. We won't judge you.