Section 2: Advanced Malfunctions

Malfunctions that are so advanced, you need a degree in Toaster Engineering to fix them.

• Malfunctioning toaster motor: AKA the 'Spin Cycle of Despair'
• Toaster's existential crisis: It just doesn't want to toast anymore
• Advanced toaster-hacking: Because who needs a toaster when you can have a toaster-hacking toaster?

For more information on the intricacies of toaster engineering, see Appendix E: The Toaster Bible.

And if you're feeling adventurous, try Section 3: Experimental Toaster Malfunctions.