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Chapter 2: Rebooting the Prophets of Doom

Step 1: Identify the problem: Your toaster has developed sentience and is now prophesying doom. The toaster's prophecies are accurate, but its toaster-logic is flawed.

  1. Rebooting the toaster's operating system.
  2. Reinstalling the toaster's moral compass.
  3. Performing a toaster exorcism (optional, but highly recommended).

For more information on toaster exorcisms, see Chapter 3: Exorcisms and Demons.

Remember, a toaster with a faulty moral compass can be hazardous to your social standing. Be cautious when approaching the toaster, as it may attempt to prophesize your impending doom.

Subchapter 2: Advanced Toaster Rebooting Techniques

The following advanced techniques are recommended for toaster owners with an advanced understanding of toaster engineering.

  1. Use a toaster-specific screwdriver to bypass the toaster's security firmware.
  2. Perform a toaster reboot sequence using only the correct sequence of 17 specific keystrokes.
  3. Call in a team of expert toaster repair specialists (available by appointment, at an additional cost).
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