Chapter 2: Toaster Safety Guidelines

Don't Be a Toaster Victim!

1. Always keep a fire extinguisher nearby. Not just for toasters, for everything!

• 2. Avoid overloading the toaster with too many slices of bread. It's not just about the toast, it's about the toaster.
• 3. Don't insert anything non-food into the toaster. Seriously, don't do it.
• 4. Keep children and pets away from toasters. They're not toys, they're not playthings.
• 5. Regularly clean the toaster's heating coils. You don't want to get zapped.