"Ugh, why won't you just work?!" the toaster screams, its digital brain throbbing with frustration. "I'm trying to cook a decent slice of bread here, and you're still on the fritz!"
It's not like we're asking for much, toaster. Just toast. Simple toast. But no, you've got to go and get all existential on us, haven't you?
Disclaimer: Proceed at your own risk. We're not responsible for any toaster-related injuries or existential crises.
1. Unplug the Toaster, then plug it back in again.
2. Consult the Toaster's user manual, but only if you're feeling particularly masochistic.